YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
If you see one of these boxes be sure to read the label. Check it twice!
You can’t stop the Grinch at Xmas, so don’t even try. You need to stay away from Danger Presents or risk Swindon getting frogged up a notch by some anti-Xmassers. They are heavily armed, but short on Xmas Spirit.
So do not open any presents that are labelled with “Danger.”
– you have been warned!
May contain nuts… nuts with guns.
…and maybe some with Teeth
In fact, Swindon was just updated on Steam and if you open a Danger box they just keep coming forever.
Do not open Danger presents if you want a chill Holiday Season!
Wherever you go
They will follow
Don’t let them take over!
Merry Xmas you filthy animals!
(oh… and a Happy New Year)
